lolol write over 300 words of 500-650 word limited analysis section of historical investigation time consumed: over an hour just realize whole thing is done terribly wrong because no freaking explanation was given to you and you’re bs-ing this like it’s any other essay you’ve written Whoever created this massive pile of bullshit:
When meeting someone who is learning English.
Foreigner: Hello. I am learning your language. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I make an error in my use of syntax, spelling, or grammar.
Native Speaker: lol wut u tlkin bout yolo
mrsdetectiveryan: demoncolbert: OH MY GOD i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave. THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED...
People are fucking annoying. I cannot, will not, and do not dish out pity whenever the fuck you want it. Give me a reason, and I will be glad to. Bitch and whine, and you’re not getting it.
. I don’t like to play by the rules, so it was funny, that said, I had a moment...– Misha Collins (via misha-bawlins)